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Kids will graduate High School certifiably stupid and no one will seem to care

The world will make one complete trip around the sun.

Apple will come out with something that will make people go OOOOOOOOOOH

The world will make one complete trip around the sun and 365 rotations around its own axis.

Considering this year is a leap year I'm guaranteeing that RightOn will have the first wrong Guaranteed Prediction of 2008.

Changed.... hehehe

Wouldn't it be fun though if we ended up making MORE than one trip around the sun this year? :P

Thank god I blockquoted it, you can't cheat the system RightOn, you just can't.

LOL, how will we know you didn't just FAKE my stupid... huh huh??

Because you are proving me right by continuing this discussion muahahahhaha.

I'd like to submit protest to the use of "might" in predictions. If might's allowed, this prediction's guaranteed:

The Earth might blast away from it's current orbit around the sun on February 3rd. After that it might visit with Jupiter for a short time in March, then it might spend the months of April through September chatting up the now-disgraced planet of Pluto. After those conversations, it might decide it's necessary to petition the sun to change Pluto back into a planet. This might cause the sun to ignore the earth, and after the earth loses a fistfight we might have 9 years without light.

Now for some of my own guaranteed predictions about the world at large:

• The writer's strike will end, but with little difference from the settlement that would have been made last year.
• A new Harry Potter book will not come out.
• Working Americans will be chronically sleep deprived.
• George W. Bush will become ever more irrelevant to America's political discourse, even as he remains the President.

And myself:

• I'll not read half as many books as I wish I did.
• I will eat too much food on Thanksgiving day.
• I will spend far too much time on the computer.

I have listened to your protest and will accept the decision that "might" can not be used in predictions. That scratches one of my predictions from the list, but the rest still remain relevant.

Someone will paste text over an image of a cat, preferrably one actually eating an invisible sandwich.

Ooh! General predictions! Me Likes!

• Celebrities will get pregnant.
• There will be more superstreams.
• Scrivs will get crazier ideas as to where to stick the 9rules logo during aforementioned superstreams.
• Tyme will play World Of Warcraft.
• More bugs will be crushed.
• Apple will continue making fun of Vista.
• Rich will continue making fun of bad english.

And, paraphrasing RightOn:

• 9rules will come out with something that will make people go OOOOOOOOOOH

Preferably with ponies.

At least two people from PA , over age 40, will fall in love.
More than two dozen people will graduate uni at age 21.
It will snow in the North East before all the leaves are raked.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars will be lost to identity theft and stock losses.

The next version of the MacBook Air will include some type of exclusive Apple VoIP, so that essentially it becomes a more capable and expensive iPhone.

2009 will follow.
2010 will follow that.