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Post from www.momentwithwill.com

I lie awake at night thinking about the days of old, the days of Superman Peanut Butter and Donald Duck Orange Juice. What happened to that stuff? Why would someone want to take away my childhood adventures with food?

Imagine spreading the very nutritious Superman Peanut Butter on a piece of bread. Okay, are you with me so far? Then you grab that delicious piece of peanut butter bread, raise it high in the air, and yell “I am Superman.” Then you run around the house with that slice of peanut butter bread, flying like Superman.

I don’t think it is weird to be a grown man running around the house holding a slice of peanut butter bread above my head. If I can’t be Superman why can’t my bread.

You may all think it is silly but imagine that your office talent show is tomorrow and still don’t have an act. All you can think of is the snickering from co-workers after your terrible act and then it happens…You drink some of that Donald Duck Orange Juice and now you can talk just like the real Donald Duck. Now imagine the delight of your co-workers when you bust out your most profound Donald Duck impression at the office talent show. Oh, it can happen!

Think about it.

Now, please take this opportunity to comment about your childhood adventures with food. I know someone out there pretended to be R2-D2 while they were eating their C-3PO Cereal.