Well not physically, but the mental anguish that follows does. I had yet another crappy hair cut today, and I am bummed. I always ask for a trim, yet they still seem to cut it waay too short. I hate my hair short, because it feels really weird, and it just doesn't suit my head. Today I was just sitting there, watching how short the hairdresser would cut my hair. They always ask "what number clippers do ya want today". How the heck am I supposed to know? I'm not a hairdresser.. so I just say, "Oh, yeah just take off a few cms, I don't like it short".
So she starts clipping and hacking at the sideburns first, and it looked ok, but then, she got the scissors out, and started cutting huge arse chunks outta my head. I keep thinking to myself that she knows what she is doing, and it'll all turn out fine. As time passed by I gradually noticed how crap my haircut is looking, but I never speak up when it happens, because she always has a pair of sharp scissors in her hands. When it is finally over, I can see that it is EXACTLY the haircut that I didn't want, and I just smile and nod, when I get shown the back of my head in the little hand-held mirror."Do you like it?" asks the hairdresser. As if they are going to be able to fix it now that it is like 3 kilometers too short.. So I just smile and nod, and pay the money, for the crappiest hack job ever. Hair dressers are cool people, but they always know how to give people really bad and awkward haircuts. I guess I'll just wear a cap for the next 2 weeks, until it stops looking like a freshly butchered cut.

26 Comments
Scrivs
Written Mar. 8, 2007 / Report /
I'm pretty simple when it comes to my hair. 1 guard and just shave it all. Nothing is more refreshing to me than a haircut so fortunately for me I have the total opposite experience as you. Of course my face doesn't allow me to grow enough facial hair to do anything cool with it and when I did grow my hair out everyone basically told me to cut it.
I always found that most people who go to get their haircut never like what happens unless they bring in pictures explicitly showing what they want done.
Oli
Written Mar. 8, 2007 / Report /
I just had my shortest haircut ever... After 18 months without one.
It's... different!
darkmotion
Written Mar. 8, 2007 / Report /
Hahaha. I think I might bring in a snapshot sometime, but usually my parents will spring a surprise haircut on me (because they know I don't want to get it cut), and if I refuse - I get the whole lecture about things totally irrelevant in some sort of attempt to convince me otherwise. They never end up convincing me, rather; I just get sick of the whining so i end up giving in.
chris
Written Mar. 8, 2007 / Report /
I've been getting my hair cut by the same woman for about 10 years so now the hardest part is getting there.
markomni
Written Mar. 16, 2007 / Report /
@chris: I know what you mean. I've been going to the same woman for five years, since I started my professional career after college. Now, my issue is that two job changes later, I have to drive out almost half an hour out of my way to see her. This past week was the first time I've had a haircut from someone else when she wasn't out having her baby.
dook
Written Mar. 16, 2007 / Report /
Kinda why I don't like going anymore, although I have no ability to do my own hair. But they always mess up my beard.
Ask thesirdanny about it, he knows how much I rant about my beard in the chatroom.
Ollie
Written Mar. 16, 2007 / Report /
I too have had my hair cut by the same woman for several years now, so she knows exactly how I like it, right down to my favourite brand of hair wax. Now that's service!
One thing I will say, darkmotion, is that if it is too short, it will grow back, almost guaranteed.
*checks receeding hairline in mirror and panics...*
bloglily
Written Mar. 17, 2007 / Report /
May I say that this thread is making me feel a little bit better about the haircut my poor 11 year old son got today?
I took him to my haircutter in the city, a guy I like a lot who's never seemed insane to me before. Before today, I mean.
My son's hair was very long and thick and a little out of control. It was so long I'd forgotten what his eyes look like. The instructions were -- clean it up a little. Poor thing, he came home with an 80s punk rock cut that's very cute, but very much not what other boys in his class are sporting. The fact that his brothers have been referring to it as a mullet all day has not helped him feel any better.
We've been practicing the "it's only hair" mantra all day. Tomorrow, he's going to supercuts to get it cut short. I don't think he'll ever forgive me.
But, hey. It's only hair.
darkmotion
Written Mar. 18, 2007 / Report /
:( My hair grows quick, buy only when I dont hope for it to grow a bunch. When it hits the optimum length, it then starts growing out of control and my parents make me get it cut.
Kamigoroshi
Written Mar. 18, 2007 / Report /
I always tell the hairdresser to give me a haircut that fits my head. I've only had a few bad haircuts, and that's only because my parents were involved in it. Usually when I tell them how to cut it, it turns out alright.
Rich
Written Mar. 18, 2007 / Report /
I have to get my haircut quite often because it grows about 5 inches a day and they never get it right. The problem is when they say "how would you like it?" How the heck should I know? I'm not the hairdresser. I just want it to look nice! But just saying "nice" can lead to some ghastly results, I've found.
darkmotion
Written Mar. 19, 2007 / Report /
Maybe I should have asked for a crappy short haircut :)
Justin
Written Mar. 19, 2007 / Report /
1 guard for me too. I cut my hair weekly and I love it.
tranism
Written Mar. 20, 2007 / Report /
I have lots of hair dresser friends, whom all hate that term. They prefer stylists but then again I live in Los Angeles.
I digress, they have always said if a stylist gives you a crappy cut especially for men, it's because they don't know how to cut men's hair. It's not that they didn't hear your instruction. They just don't know how to execute it. Most stylists are trained to cut women's hair with very little instruction on men's.
They also say men are the ones that totally clam up and refuse to voice their opinion about their hair if they see something they don't like. Women are not like that, they stop a haircut as soon as they feel it's not going in the right direction.
So I would do two things, get another stylist and make sure you speak up if you see something you don't like. Remember, if you tell them they're going too short, they'll stop the cutting and just clean up what they've done. They're just as happy to get you out of the chair as you are.
darkmotion
Written Mar. 20, 2007 / Report /
I definitely will keep that in mind!
Johny-Favourite
Written Mar. 20, 2007 / Report /
Best advice is to find a picture of what you want and take it in with you.
It could be a celebrity or even your hair in 2 weeks time.
Lila
Written Mar. 20, 2007 / Report /
The next time you get a haircut that you really like, ask the stylist to explain what they did so that you can explain it to the next person who cuts your hair. This includes knowing what tools they used. Most people I know who get their hair cut short know exactly what size of guard is used on the clippers.
Also, there's a disagreement going on in my house about whether 'a few' means three or seven. I think three, but Sam thinks it could be up to seven. Imagine if you had someone who thought like him cutting your hair.
Cas
Written Mar. 20, 2007 / Report /
Having just come back from the hairdresser/stylist/insert-appropriate-noun-here, I have to say I've had the opposite experience: it was lovely! The guy wasn't even chatty so I could sit there in silence for the entire time. Bliss as opposed to the usual small-talk you have to endure. I didn't have a picture or even a clear idea of what I wanted - I just sat down and said "I want something funky done with colour, not a lot done with the length, I trust you".
Long experience with crappy hair-cuts has taught me the value of trusting your stylist and, yes, the mantra of "it's only hair". Luckily for me I've had it very short in the past (about an inch) and every length in between till it was so long I could sit on it and I know that v.short suits me just as well as v.long. I'm just so blase about it now, it freaked my old stylist out completely! Now I just tell myself that if it really is that awful I can just shave it off again. Very liberating!
Ozone42
Written Mar. 20, 2007 / Report /
I cut my own hair, have for years. But I have a boring haircut, just take the electric clippers with a certain length set and go to town. It looks good, just nothing fancy.
tranism
Written Mar. 21, 2007 / Report /
I agree with Johny Favourite. When you like what your hair is doing, grab that cam and snap a picture. Front, back and side. That way, you know what it's supposed to look like and makes it much easier for the stylist.
If they still mess up, get a new stylist.
xine
Written Mar. 21, 2007 / Report /
Before I go to a salon, I sometimes save pictures of hairstyles that I like on my mobile phone. I've had the same stylist for almost three years now but I still show him pictures to tell him how I really want it done.
ProjectPuma
Written Jul. 8, 2007 / Report /
I'm EXACTLY with you on every part of this, man! I'm just about to get my haircut, so I'm getting every precaution I can possibly do.
1) Checking out their lingo (what "cuts" are called online)
2) taking a picture with me (as I saw Johny-Favourite said to do.)
3) Making sure I get my hair cut at a good time--
a) When I don't have to work later (actually, I work tonight so I'm going to have to do it another time, so if it goes wrong I'll have time to figure something out. I don't work for a couple days after tonight.)
b) When I'm in a caffeine-adrenaline mode so I can make the hair stylist feel comfortable and hopefully have more communication so she does a better job.
4) I'm trying to figure out the sizes of these combs. I don't know what the hell the sizes are, either. haha
It's amazing how many things I have to go through just to avoid awkward moments. The haircut costs like, what, $15 with a tip? This much work, if it were a job, would probably be like $30-$40 without the actual pay and tip! (Meaning if it were recon. 'project summary' work.)
auburn
Written Jul. 8, 2007 / Report /
Last Fall I got a huge amount cut off; 14 inches! I was trying to meet my goal of becoming a little old lady with flowing white hair. Then I read about this organization (Locks of Love) that makes wigs out of real hair for people that medically need wigs. At the same time, I was having to wash my hair the night before, instead of the morning, because it took so long to dry. It also took huge amounts of shampo and conditioner. So I got it all cut off. It was scarey and I was anxious.
I like it now.
Cappuccino
Written Jul. 9, 2007 / Report /
1 on sides and back
2 on top
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Makes me feel like a Space Monkey ready to shoot out into space.
joshawesome
Written Jul. 9, 2007 / Report /
Yea, I've had some bad experiences with hair cuts. Some of them because I'm an idiot and I don't think things through completely. But once it grows out a bit, things are back to normal.
BubbleGum
Written Jul. 9, 2007 / Report /
Why hairdressers and a bad haircut always remind me of this children's story (cannot remember exactly)?,
"Okay, let me divide this equally for you two," so the fox broke the cake into half, "Oops, one is bigger than the other", "Well, let me give a bite to make the bigger one smaller," "Oops, now it's too small", ..."Oops, I trimmed too much here", "let me cut more from there", "Oops, too much again", oh, well, just make it short, mayber shorter...
Maybe, instead of having hair cut short, try to have it permed, curls make hair shorter too, and probably looks nicer (than a bad haircut)